These jean sandles
Just use the fabric for something else. Please.
Picnic pants.
Really? Really? You can’t just bring a blanket? You want to walk around with the picnic on your pants?
This diet water.
This potty training device that comes with an iPad stand.
Because potty training needs to be even messier.
These shoes.
No. Just no.
This pumpkin computer.
There are real needs when it comes to computers. This is not one of them.
This very literal take on hand soap.
Which is apparently “musk scented” on purpose?!?!
This world’s largest coffee cup.
PUT THE COFFEE DOWN YOU’VE HAD ENOUGH.
Burger paraphernalia.
Evaluate your life choices.
These shoes that come with a bult-in tent.
It’s okay. Just bring a backpack. It will be okay.
This human hand dog leash.
Why, humans, why?
Just use the fabric for something else. Please.
Picnic pants.
Really? Really? You can’t just bring a blanket? You want to walk around with the picnic on your pants?
This diet water.
This potty training device that comes with an iPad stand.
Because potty training needs to be even messier.
These shoes.
No. Just no.
This pumpkin computer.
There are real needs when it comes to computers. This is not one of them.
This very literal take on hand soap.
Which is apparently “musk scented” on purpose?!?!
This world’s largest coffee cup.
PUT THE COFFEE DOWN YOU’VE HAD ENOUGH.
Burger paraphernalia.
Evaluate your life choices.
These shoes that come with a bult-in tent.
It’s okay. Just bring a backpack. It will be okay.
This human hand dog leash.
Why, humans, why?
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